A man calls home to his wife and
says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake
up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're
leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my
things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife
she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he
comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few
Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pj's like I asked you to
do?
The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tacklebox."