A blonde pays a visit to her doctor one day. When asked what the problem is, she replies,
"Doctor, it hurts when I touch my foot".
"Does it hurt anywhere else?" the doctor asks.
"Well, yes, it hurts when I touch my leg", she replies.
"Anywhere else?", he asks, impatiently.
"Well, sure, it also hurts when I touch my knee", she states.
"Uh, ma'am", he sighs, "you broke your finger".