There was a butler who worked
for a wealthy couple. The husband was old, and the wife young and
beautiful. One night the couple went out to dinner, and the
butler stayed at their house. The young wife returned home
earlier than the husband, and she called the butler, Sam, into
her room. She told him:
"Sam, I want you to take my shoes off." Sam took her
shoes off.
"Sam, now I want you to take my stockings off." Sam
took her stockings off.
"Now, Sam, take off my dress. My bra, and my panties. And I
ever catch you wearing my clothes again..."