There was a butler who worked for a wealthy couple. The husband was old, and the wife young and beautiful. One night the couple went out to dinner, and the butler stayed at their house. The young wife returned home earlier than the husband, and she called the butler, Sam, into her room. She told him:
"Sam, I want you to take my shoes off." Sam took her shoes off.
"Sam, now I want you to take my stockings off." Sam took her stockings off.
"Now, Sam, take off my dress. My bra, and my panties. And I ever catch you wearing my clothes again..."