A man was shocked one day to see that his dog had killed his neighbors pet rabbit and brought it into the house. It must have given the dog quite a chase because the poor thing was filthy. The man was beside himself with guilt but couldn't bring himself to tell the neighbor what happened. So he cleaned up the rabbit, snuck over to the neighbors yard and put the rabbit back in it's cage, hoping that the neighbor would think it had died of natural causes. The next day the neighbor came to visit and said, "You won't believe what happened. Our precious little Fluffy died. The kids are heartbroken. Even my wife is depressed about it." The man feeling terribly guilty could only say, "Oh, I'm really sorry. You must be awfully upset." And the neighbor replied, "Yeah, and that's only half of it. As if things weren't bad enough, some sick idiot dug her up, gave her a bath and put her back in her cage!"