A gum-chewing Paki and a Indian
are sitting together in a restaurant. The Paki feels really proud
to be a Pakistani, so he starts a conversation. He asks the
Indian,
"When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"
"Ji haan!, Of course!" responds the Indian man.
"Well," says the Paki, "we only eat the soft part
of it. The rest we collect in containers, take to a factory and
put through a mill. What comes out are little breads that we sell
in India.
"And what about Chicken?" he continues. "Do you
eat all parts of them?"
"Ji Haan! We do," replies the Indian man.
"You don`t say!" says the Paki, grinning. "We
dont! We only eat the meaty part of the chicken. The greasy part
we collect in containers, take to a factory, put through a mill,
and what comes out are little boneless pieces that we sell in
India."
Now the Indian is really riled. So he asks, "And what do
Pakis do with their used condoms?"
"Hey, we throw them away of course," says the Paki.
"Ha!" exclaims the Indian man. "We collect them in
containers, take them to a factory and put them through a mill.
What comes out is chewing gum that we sell in Pakistan