During service on Sunday, a cock flew into the church and perched on a beam. the congregation couldn't see it, but the priest could and it began to interrupt his concentration. Finally he called out., Anyone who has a cock should leave!'
the congregation were a big surprised, but the men began to leave. The priest became even more upset. `NO no I mean anyone who brought a cock into the church must go!' By now there was only one old man left. His wife whispered to him, Go! Or the priest will think you don't have a cock!'