Sadie lost her husband almost
four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression,
mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly
calls her and urges her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her
daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you
to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the
Catskills. And we know what that means.
One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night
there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of
black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he
asks "Why the panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night
the same scenario. Her standing there with the black panties on
and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on
which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks,
"What's with this... a black condom?"
He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."