Two ladies were sitting at the
bus stop smoking cigarettes one day when it started to rain. The
younger one pulled out a condom, cut the tip off, put it over the
cigarette and continued smoking her Camel, without the rain
bothering her.
The older old lady was amazed and said "Wow, that's a great
idea. What is that thing?"
"It's a condom". Replied the younger one.
"Wow- where can I get one of those?"
"Oh, you can get them at any drug store or grocery
store." Replied the young one. So the next day,the old woman
went into a drug store. "Hi," she told the clerk,"
I would like some condoms please."
The clerk was surprised at such an old lady wanting to buy
condoms, but tried to act cool and asked:"UHmmm, what
size?"
And the old lady did not hesitate "Oh, one that would fit a
Camel, please!!"