Two ladies were sitting at the bus stop smoking cigarettes one day when it started to rain. The younger one pulled out a condom, cut the tip off, put it over the cigarette and continued smoking her Camel, without the rain bothering her.
The older old lady was amazed and said "Wow, that's a great idea. What is that thing?"
"It's a condom". Replied the younger one.
"Wow- where can I get one of those?"
"Oh, you can get them at any drug store or grocery store." Replied the young one. So the next day,the old woman went into a drug store. "Hi," she told the clerk," I would like some condoms please."
The clerk was surprised at such an old lady wanting to buy condoms, but tried to act cool and asked:"UHmmm, what size?"
And the old lady did not hesitate "Oh, one that would fit a Camel, please!!"