A very ugly and conceited young
man, wanting to get married, went to a matchmaker and asked for
help finding a wife. "I want someone utterly beautiful and
totally exceptional."
"I have just the girl," says the matchmaker.
"She's rich, intelligent, and absolutely stunning."
"Hold it," Said the young man, suddenly suspicious.
"Why is she still single?"
I admit," said the matchmaker, "that she has one tiny
problem."
"I thought so."
"No, it's nothing very terrible. It's just that one day
every year, she goes a little bit crazy. Doesn't cause any
trouble, just a bit weird. After it's over, she's fine for an
entire year."
"I can live with that," said the young man. "Where
is she?"
"Not right," said the matchmaker.
"If you want to her to marry you, you'll have to wait a
bit."
"Until when?" the ugly and conceited man asked eagerly.
"Until the day she goes crazy."?