Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"It's really quite
simple," the old man explained.
"Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose
myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with
embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect
garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to
her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her
progress.
"So", he asked, "Any luck with your
tomatoes?"
"No", she replied excitedly... "But you should see
the size of my cucumbers!"