MISTRESS.....
This married couple was
enjoying a dinner out when this gorgeous blonde walks over to their table,
exchanges warm greetings with the husband and walks off.
"Who was that?"
Demands the wife.
"If you must know,
that was my mistress."
"Your MISTRESS? I
want a divorce!"
"Are you sure you
want to give up a big house in the suburbs, a Honda, furs, jewelry, and a
vacation home in Murree?"
They continued dining in
silence for a while. Finally, the woman asks,
"Isn't that Hamid
over there? Who's he with?"
"That's HIS
mistress."
"Oh... Well I think
ours is cuter."