A boy meets a girl at a discotheque and she ask him to take her back to her flat. Aftera lot of kissing the girl refuse to let him make it with her, telling hiim:
"Look, boy, anybody that makes me has to have two things-a brand new sports car and a cock at least twelve inches long"
The boy said he would be back, and left it at that.
Two days later he drew up outsideher flat in a brand new Aston Martin. The girl gasped in disbelief, but he went on: "As for that other thing, well my doctor says he can cut it down to any size you like."