Rare Disorder
The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.
After about an hour's
examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what
was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare
disord er of the testicles. He said that the goods news was that
all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this
was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at
length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and
explained the situation. After some thought, the pope stated,
"I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over
all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And
what are the four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause...
The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
cannot see whom she is having sex."
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom
she is having sex."
"Third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out
with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the
fourth condition?"
"Big tits" replied the Pope.