What NOT to name your dog!
Everyone who has a dog names him "rover" or "boy"...I call mine "SEX".He is a great pal but has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for SEX, he said "I'd like one, too!".
Then I said, "but this is a dog!".
He said he didn't care what she looked like.
Then I said, "you don't understand. I've had SEX since I was 9 years old".
He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid!". I went on vacation, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my girlfriend and me, and a special room for SEX.
He said, "We don't care what you do as long as you pay your bill!".
I said," Look you don't understand.. SEX keeps me awake at night!".
"Funny..."the clerk said," I have the same problem!
"One day I entered SEX in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking dissapointed. I told him I had planned to have SEX in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand", I said," I had hoped to have SEX on TV."
He said," Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore."When my girlfriend and I broke up, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "your honor, I had SEX before we started dating."
The judge said, "This isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please!".
Then I told him after we dated, SEX left me.
He said," You too?!
"Last night SEX ran off again...I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked: " What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"
I told him that I was looking for SEX. My court date is Friday!