There was a typical blond. She
had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the
blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut
and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new
convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across
a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep." She said.
"Well thank you." Said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you." Said the
woman.
"Okay." Replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can
I take one home?" Asked the woman. "Sure." Said
the sheep herder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then
replied "382".
"Wow." Said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go
ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Then,
the herder said "Okay, now I have a proposition for
you".
"What is it?" Queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my
dog back?"