When the husband looked at his wife and said
"I gotta have you!" and then he backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and nailed her. When he finished he started putting his clothes back on and saw his wife still writhing around against the door and he asked
"What's wrong honey, didn't you come, you want more?" and his wife said "No, no, its not that, I'm trying to get the doorlknob out of my asshole!"