Nuns are admitted to Heaven
through a special gate and are expected to make one last
confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up
at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before
they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any
contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once
just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy
water and pass on into heaven."
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried
away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy
water and pass on into heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns
is trying to cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to
improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to
gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas
sticks her ass in it!"