Cheating blunders

I and another woman were taking a drug test for employment.

She relayed a true story to me of a man who once sought employment with

her for another company.

This man was a drug user and needed to have some "pure" urine because

he knew that his own would never pass the test. He decided to get

someone else to donate urine for him. When the day came for him to

submit his specimen, he carried his friend's urine sample into the

restroom with him in his pocket, and then submitted it in the place of

his own.

A couple of days later, he received the following call from the lab:

"Mr. Smith (substituted name), we have some good news for you.

We have received the results of your test and your urine is pure; you

are drug free and healthy.

And by the way, you're pregnant!"