Revenge with numbers
A man has six children and is very proud
of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts
calling his wife.
"Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.
One night they go to a party. The man
decides that it's time to go home,
and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we go home my little mother
of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack
of discretion shouts back,
"Anytime you're ready, father of
four!"