Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of trust: Cannibal giving blowjob
Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as brakes.
Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in acontraceptive factory.
Height of Patriotism: Pooja Bedi recommending Khadi Bikini. Mahatma Gandhi recommending Khadi condoms.
Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs between a prostitutes legs.
Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition: A guy peeing against NIagara Falls
Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.
Height of Darkness: A negro searching for his balls in a dark room.
Height of Fashion: A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
Height of Patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and Hoping for banana to fall in
Height of Coincidence: And the banana falling in.