Three men are stranded on a desert island. One of them finds a lamp and rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, "Normally, I give three wishes to a person who finds the lamp. But since there are three of you, I will give you each one wish.
The Englishman says, "I wanna go back to London in my favorite pub and drink with my friends."
And he disappears. The Frenchman says, "I wanna be back in Paris in a nice little restaurant with a bottle of good wine and a beautiful woman by my side." And he disappears.
The Polish guy says, "I cant think about of anything, I wish those other guys were here to help me out."