Santa Singh goes to a bar in
London for a couple of drinks. As he is sitting along and
drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and
staring at him. At first he tries to ignore her, but the sight of
her huge boobs is still rolling in his mind and he looks at her
again. Now the woman smiles back at him and Santa gets very
excited. He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage
goes upto her and says,
"Excuse me...I am Santa from India. Can I sit here and buy
you a drink?"
The woman agrees and soon both of them are drinking away like
good old friends. Then after everything is through Santa and the
lady walk out of the bar. But Santa is in a great mood to screw
her.
Again gathering courage and slightly drunk, he asks her,
"Eschcuse me, can we have sex tonight, please??"
The lady says, " Well I don t mind, but you see I'm on my
menstrual cycle"
"No problem" says Santa "you proceed in your
menstrual cycle, I follow you in my Honda Accord !"