An elderly married couple
scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day so
they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor
then said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to
ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have
sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and
then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually
cold and chilly." The old man stood there and looked
extremely concerned. The doctor just shook his head.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said:
"Everything appears to be fine with you. Do you have any
medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the
first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second
time.
Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old son of a bitch" she replied.
That's because the first time is usually in July and the second
time is usually in December!"