A guy stalked into a police station and told the desk sergeant he wanted to swear out a complaint against a local tavern owner for assault and battery.
"Tell me what happened," the bored cop said.
"Okay, it happened like this," the guy said. "I was in the phone booth and this creep came along and wanted to use the phone. I told him to wait a while, but he wouldn't. Finally he slammed open the door and yanked me out of there."
"No wonder you got mad," the cop said.
"Of course I got mad," the guy said. "The son of the bitch didn't even give my girlfriend time to put her panties on."