Two elderly residents, one male
and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing
home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old
lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have
sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that
nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my
room, light some candles,and give you the most romantic evening
you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes,
starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20
bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,"
says the old man.