A group of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the wilds which they were certain was the Missing Link. The proof of their theory, though, required that a human mate with the ape in order to see what characteristics the progeny would take on. So they put an ad in the paper:
"$5000 to Mate with Ape."
The next morning a Sardarji called up in response to the ad and said he'd be willing to be part of the experiment.
"But," he said,
"I have three conditions." The scientists agreed to hear him out.
"First - My wife must never know.
"Second - The children must be raised as Catholics.
"Third - If I can pay in installments, I'm definitely interested."