One night a guy takes his
girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight
at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an
air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,
smiling, he says to her: "Darling, would you give me a
blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see
us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy
voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
blowjob, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come
down herself and do it. ...But for God's sake tell him to take
his hand off the intercom."