Down the walley where nobody goes,
there lives little Jill without her clothes,
Up comes Jack, click clock click,
Goes down his pant and up goes his prick,
He gives her a shilling and she is willing,
He gives her a pound, she lays on the ground,
He gives her a whack, and she opens her crack,
and in goes the Union Jack.
three months later, everthing was well
six months later, it began to swell,
nine months later, there was a shock,
out came a basterd with a paralysed cock.