One dark and windy night this
guy walks into a bar, there are two other costumers and the
bartender in the joint. the new arrival is breathing loudly, his
face is all flushed, and he is covered in cold sweat. "One
double whiskey on the rocks, and leave the bottle" he yells
out. After taking two very stong shots, the bartender asks him
"buddy, you look as if you saw a ghost".
"you woldn't belive it", he said "I was trying to
get a ride on the highway, and this car comes around the corner,
as it gets closer to me, it slows down, and the passenger door is
open, so I just jump in. After closing the door, I turn to greet
the driver, but there's no one driving the car, which by now is
headed for the edge of a cliff.Then all of the sudden, this hand
grabs the wheel and turns it!, I just jumped out of the darn
thing, and ran all the way here through the woods." At this
moment, one of the other costumers truns to his friend and says
"so this is the jerk that got in the car while we were
pushing it to the shop!"