One dark and windy night this guy walks into a bar, there are two other costumers and the bartender in the joint. the new arrival is breathing loudly, his face is all flushed, and he is covered in cold sweat. "One double whiskey on the rocks, and leave the bottle" he yells out. After taking two very stong shots, the bartender asks him
"buddy, you look as if you saw a ghost".
"you woldn't belive it", he said "I was trying to get a ride on the highway, and this car comes around the corner, as it gets closer to me, it slows down, and the passenger door is open, so I just jump in. After closing the door, I turn to greet the driver, but there's no one driving the car, which by now is headed for the edge of a cliff.Then all of the sudden, this hand grabs the wheel and turns it!, I just jumped out of the darn thing, and ran all the way here through the woods." At this moment, one of the other costumers truns to his friend and says "so this is the jerk that got in the car while we were pushing it to the shop!"