Jill was a very attractive girl
who was also an excellent secretary. Her employer's wife,
however, considered Jill's appearance an unnecessary hazard and
instructed her husband to sack her. The husband reasoned with his
wife that the girl was a competent worker and that he had no with
to lose her. But the wife, who was director of the company, was
adamant.
"If you dont't sack her, I will," she stated finally.
And she did. On hearing the news, Jill grew very angrry.
"You're only sacking me becasue I am better looking than you
", she told the boss's wife. And added, "I konw that
I'm better looking than you because your husband told me
so." The wife made no reply, and Jill made a final crack
"
And I can kiss better than you - so there!" The wife could't
contain herself any longer and asked, "I suppose my husband
told you that too?' "No", Jill repled sweetly. "It
was your chauffeur."