Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur
were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a
pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the
chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer
that they had killed the pig.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on
the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed
hours. When he came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his
driver had beenthere so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a
beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter
showered me with kisses," explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Rush
Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."