A man went to his local health
executive, an aked for a new pair of glasses. The man looked up
the record and said: "You only had last pair a month
ago."
"I know, " said the man, "but I got them broken in
an accident."
The clerk looked up the book of words-"Domestic Accident,
Road accident, Accident at work, ..." no, it wasn't any of
those.
"Wkhat was it then ?" said the clerk.
"I - I don't like to tell you," stammered the appicant.
"No satsfactory explanation, no new glasses," snapped
the clerk, getting fed up.
"Very well then, " said the man, "I was kissing my
girl."
"How the hell could you break your glasses kissing a
girl?"
"You see, she crossed her legs."