Wife returns home late and says to her husband:
"You know, hon, I've just been raped!"
"Eat a lemon."
The following evening: "Hey hon, I've just been raped!"
"Eat a lemon." And the next evening:
"Hon, I've been raped again!"
"Eat a lemon."
"Why the hell have you been telling me to eat a lemon, godamnit?"
"I can't stand seeing your happy face."