The cops caught these three guys, one japanese, one U.S. citizen and one Jamaican.The judge sentenced them to sixty years in prison, in solitary confinement, and to make the long stay a little easier, offered to lock them up with one thing. The Japaneese guy asked for two hundred encyclopedias, so they locked him with them. The US guy asked to be locked up with his girlfirend. The Jamaican asked for twenty tons of pot. So sixty years later they open up the cells, the Japaneese guy walk out and says, "Man, I learned so much, I have theories to prove, knowledge to share!", and walked out.
The US guy walks out with seven children and says "This is the true meaning of life, I love my family, they're the only thing worth livinig for!!" and walks a way with his family. When the guard opened the door to the Jamaican, the guy is sitting, looks up and says "yo mon, you got a light?".