A father,
who worked away from home all week, always made a special
effort with his family at the weekends. Every Sunday
morning he would
take his daughter out for a drive in the car.
One
particular Sunday however, he was so sick that he really didn't
feel like driving at all. Luckily, his wife came
to the rescue and
decided that for this week she would take their
daughter out.
They
returned just before lunch and the little girl ran upstairs to
see her father. "Well" the father
asked, "did you enjoy your ride with
Mommy?"
"Oh
yes! Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you
know what... we didn't
see a single bastard!"