A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special

effort with his family at the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would

take his daughter out for a drive in the car.

One particular Sunday however, he was so sick that he really didn't

feel like driving at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and

decided that for this week she would take their daughter out.

They returned just before lunch and the little girl ran upstairs to

see her father. "Well" the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with

Mommy?"

"Oh yes! Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what... we didn't

see a single bastard!"