One day a lion and lionness were sitting under a tree, relaxing. A

dog came by and started to tease the lionness. The dog lifted his

legs to show-off his balls and shaft. He then took his tongue out as

if he wanted to lick the lioness. Finally he said,

"nice butt pussy cat".

The lioness got mad and he complained to the lion. The Lion was so

tired and told his wife

" Don't get up. Just ignore the bastard."

The dog was overdoing it and the Lioness was totally pissed now. She

decided to take things on her own hands and started to chase the dog.

The dog ran into a pipe and the lionness followed but she got stuck

in it. The dog then came from the other side and started fucking her.

He gave his best shots doing all the style he could. After he finished he went away.

The lionness somehow managed to get out. She went to the lion and

...told him everything.

The Lion angrily said

"I told u not to get up, the bastard has already done it to me 3 times".