The new hooker just finished her first trick, when she came down the street, the seasoned veterans gathered around to hear the details.
She said "Well, he was a big muscular handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want you to do?", They all asked.
She said, "I told im a straight lay would be $100, but he didn't have that much."
Then she told him, "Oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either."
"Finally I asked him, well how much money do you have?"
The sailor said, "He only had $25."
The new hooker said, "Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand."
He agreed and after getting the fiances straight, she said "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and
then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "It must of been huge, then what did you do?"
I loaned him $75! she exclaimed.