At an art exhibition, a couple was viewing a painting of three very

naked and very black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was

that the men on the ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in

the middle had a very pink penis.

While the couple was cratching their heads trying to figure this out,

the artist walked by and noticed the couple's confusion. "Can I help

you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the gentleman. We were curious about this picture of

the black men on the bench. Why is it that the man in the middle has a

pink penis?"

"Oh" said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting.

The three men are not Africans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in

the middle went home for lunch.."