On day a cowboy was riding his horse through the desert when he came upon a snake, the horse got scared and threw him to the ground.
Scared the cowboy said, "don't bite me mister snake".
The snake said, "I am a genie, I give 3 wishes not bites.
The cowboy thought for a min and said, "I want a million bucks".
The snake said "It's done".
For the second wish I want the most beautiful wife in the world. "Done"
For the third wish I want to be hung like my horse there. "Done".
When the cowboy got home he seen the most beautiful lady in the world in his bed, Then he called the bank and found out he had Million$ in it. He hurried to the bathroom and pulled off his paints and
yelled in horror, "OH NO I FORGOT I WAS RIDING THE MARE TODAY".