A man walks into a bar. There is a monkey sitting on the bar w/ a sign around his neck that says
"I will eat ANYTHING. Place bets with bartender".
The guy thinks this is bs, so he goes up to the bartender.
"I think I've got seomthing your monkey won't eat.. I'll bet you $50."
The bartender accepts, so the man goes over to the pool table, gets some chalk, and hands it to the monkey. The money looks at it, and pops it into his mouth, chews it up, and swallows it. The man is out $50, and leaves the bar. The man comes back into the same bar about a week later determined to make his money back and then some.
"Bartender," he says, "I know something your monkey won't eat, I'll bet you $200 on it."
The bartender accepts, so the man goes over to a pool table, picks up the cue ball, and hands it to the monkey. The monkey looks at the cue ball, pops it in his mouth, and swallows it whole. The man is astonished, and leaves the bar quite angry. he is explaining the situation to a friend one day. His friend says
"I've heard about those monkeys. They'll eat ANYTHING, except for grapes."
The man is delighted, so the next week, he buys some grapes, and steps into the bar.
"Bartender, I've got something you monkey won't eat. I'll bet you $1000." The bartender accepts, so the man gives the monkey a grape. The monkey looks at it, and then sticks it up his butt. He then pulls it out, pops it in his mouth, and swallows it.
"What the heck??" says the man.
"Was he disguising the taste or something?? That's not fair!".
"No," the bartender replies,
"Ever since that cue ball went through, he's been measuring everything he eats."