A man walks into a bar. There is
a monkey sitting on the bar w/ a sign around his neck that says
"I will eat ANYTHING. Place bets with bartender".
The guy thinks this is bs, so he goes up to the bartender.
"I think I've got seomthing your monkey won't eat.. I'll bet
you $50."
The bartender accepts, so the man goes over to the pool table,
gets some chalk, and hands it to the monkey. The money looks at
it, and pops it into his mouth, chews it up, and swallows it. The
man is out $50, and leaves the bar. The man comes back into the
same bar about a week later determined to make his money back and
then some.
"Bartender," he says, "I know something your
monkey won't eat, I'll bet you $200 on it."
The bartender accepts, so the man goes over to a pool table,
picks up the cue ball, and hands it to the monkey. The monkey
looks at the cue ball, pops it in his mouth, and swallows it
whole. The man is astonished, and leaves the bar quite angry. he
is explaining the situation to a friend one day. His friend says
"I've heard about those monkeys. They'll eat ANYTHING,
except for grapes."
The man is delighted, so the next week, he buys some grapes, and
steps into the bar.
"Bartender, I've got something you monkey won't eat. I'll
bet you $1000." The bartender accepts, so the man gives the
monkey a grape. The monkey looks at it, and then sticks it up his
butt. He then pulls it out, pops it in his mouth, and swallows
it.
"What the heck??" says the man.
"Was he disguising the taste or something?? That's not
fair!".
"No," the bartender replies,
"Ever since that cue ball went through, he's been measuring
everything he eats."