A lady gets on a bus in NYC and sits in front of a couple of Italians.
One of them starts to talk very loudly "Emma come first," he says to the other. "Den I come. Two asses, dey come togedder. I come again. Two asses, dey come toggeder again. I pee twice. I come again." The lady turns and says, "Maybe in your country you discuss the details of your sex life in public, but not here in the United States!" The man yells back to her, "Hey lady, I just learnin' to spell Mississippi"