A lady gets on a bus in NYC and
sits in front of a couple of Italians.
One of them starts to talk very loudly "Emma come
first," he says to the other. "Den I come. Two asses,
dey come togedder. I come again. Two asses, dey come toggeder
again. I pee twice. I come again." The lady turns and says,
"Maybe in your country you discuss the details of your sex
life in public, but not here in the United States!" The man
yells back to her, "Hey lady, I just learnin' to spell
Mississippi"