Musharraf dies and reaches hell. The devil tells him he has a choice of three rooms in hell and asks him where he would like to go. Musharraf of course would like to see for himself before he chooses. Devil obliges. It's hell and it can't get any better than this anyway.

Mushy peeps into the first room and sees everybody standing on their heads on sharp gravel ground. Mushy says he wants to pass the first one.

The devil takes him to the second. Mushy sees everyone standing on their head just like the first one but in a feet of boiling water. Mushy shudders and says he wants to pass the second one too.

They reach the third room. Mushy is surprised. Everybody is smoking and best of all they are not standing on their heads. They are standing on their feet but are in one feet on SHIT. Mushy thinks for a second. Stand in shit but you can walk around, smoke, talk. 'This is it' he says. The devil books him in and no turning back. Mushy gets inside and lights up a smoke.

A minute later the devil walks in and says "Alright everybody. Smoking break is over GET BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"