President Clinton flies into
Andrews AFB. The color guard is present, as well as the
commanding General. The General is standing at attention while
President Clinton is descending the stairs. He notices that
President Clinton has a pig tucked under his arm. The general,
not knowing quite what to say, simply blurts out, "Nice pig,
sir."
President Clinton responded by saying, "You bet it is. It is
a hand-fed, corn-fed, pure-bred Razorback from
Arkansas. I got it for Hillary."
Again the General was a bit tongue-tied, but without flinching
responded, "Nice trade, sir."