In a small Alabama town, almost
everybody was excited about the wedding that was coming up, but
at the last moment, the groom called off the wedding. A puzzled
drifter wanted to know why.
Drifter: "Why did you call off the wedding so
suddenly?"
Former groom: "I just found out last night that she's a
virgin!"
Drifter (Even more puzzled): "But why is that so bad?"
The groom's father, leaping to his son's defense: "Hell, if
she's not good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for
my son!"