One Sunday morning Chelsea burst
into the living quarters at the White House and said,
"Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting
married to the greatest hunk in Washington.
He lives in Ceorgetown and name is Matt.
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I
have to talk with you. Your mother and I have
been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never
offered much excitement in the
bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Matt is
actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid
you can't marry him."
Chelsea was heart-broken. After eight months she eventually
started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced,
"Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in
June."
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and
broke the sad news.
"Robert is your half-brother too, honey. I'm awfully sorry
about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with
the news.
"Dad has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never going to get
married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love,
Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother."
Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to
what he says, dear. He's not really your father."