A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.
Just as she was about to storm out of
the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
'Before you leave, I want you to hear
how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this
young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made
her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had
only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you
had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her
the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colours
didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that
were perfectly good but too small for you now. Then, as the young girl was
about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else your wife
doesn't use anymore?'