There were these two twins Joe
and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just
so happened
John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a
kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking
him for John stated,
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel just
terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell No!
In fact I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She was
a rotten ole thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all
shrivled up and she smelled like old dead fish.
She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in her back
and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I
warned them that she wasn't very good, but
they wanted to use her anyhow. The darn fools tried to get in her
all at once and she split right up the
middle"... The old woman fainted..