A true story....
When Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the
moon, he not only gave his famous, "One small step for man,
one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by
several remarks. Just before he reentered the lander, however, he
made the enigmatic remark,
"good luck Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning
some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no
Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people have questioned him as to what the
"good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. Last summer
(July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay, Fl) while Armstrong was answering
questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year
old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr.
Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could
answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in front of his
neighbor's bedroom window. His neighbors with Mr. and Mrs.
Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick it up, young Armstrong heard
Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! you want oral
sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the
moon!"