An Admiral of the Fleet was a
widower, so he sent his daughter to an exclusive and rather
narrow boarding school. To his horror, when her education was
finished sho began courting a common sailor. She waited until sho
was of age, and then announced that sho would marry the Jack Tar.
The day before the wedding, the Admiral took his daughter aside,
said:
"This is very difficult for me, in fact I'd ratehr face the
enemy in battle than talk to you about the Fact of Life, but the
truth is, well, you see, it's like this, sailors spend months at
sea, and they sometimes get peculiar habits, or, er, let me put
it this way, if he ever demends sex in a funny way, you tell me
and I'll speak to him."
"A funny way father, what exactly d'you mean?"
"Well er, if he er, ever wants it the other way
around."
The girl left it at that, and was soon married and on honeymoon.
For months she bnloomed, then one night going to bed, she said to
her sailor husband:
"Jack, have you ever thought you'd like to try sex 'the
other way around' whatever that means ?"
"What ! and fill the bloody house with kids !"