A man walks into a
whorehouse and asks to have the biggest, darkest-skinned black womam in the place.
So the manager says: "Follow me."
The manager takes him to
the second floor, opens the first door to his right and there is a beautiful
350 pound African American women. The man replies: "She's not big
enough."
"Not big
enough?!" the manager yells out.
"That is what I
said. I need a women of at least 700 pounds."
So the manager steps
back, rubbing his chin, and says "Okay, come back in a couple of days and
I'll see what I can do."
"Thank you,"
says the man.
A couple of days later
the man comes back and the manager takes him to the second floor, opens the
first door on his right and BOOM there she is, the exact kind of woman he
wanted!
The man tells the woman
to get naked and lay on the bed spread eagle, so she does. The man stares at
her pussy for ten solid minutes, then gets up and says "I'm done."
The manager hasn't even
left the room by this point, so he says: "What do you mean you're
done?"
"Well you see,"
came the reply, "I just painted my house black and I wanted to see what It
would look like with pink shutters!"